[VOICE POST]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, wearing nothing but a skirt made of cling wrap.

The doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts.

[Pause.]

I figured if I waited til today, you'd appreciate it more.

[ooc; READ THE JOKE ALOUD because sob it doesn't make sense written.... hence, audio post.... scream /goes away now.]

[AUDIO]

[Accidental? Intentional? It's hard to say. For a long while there's nothing, only faintly muffled music in the background, which goes on for a minute or so before he finally speaks--]

I am the lizard king.

[click]

LAB REPORT: FROG DISSECTION

The purpose of this lab is to learn about the anatomy of the bullfrog [Rana catesbeiana] by dissecting a specimen, and examining both the structure of individual organs and the ways in which they work together as organ systems.

( Non-IC cut for TL;DR and for the squeamish :3 )